Wednesday, May 16, 2012
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"When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." Great tag line, but honestly, there's always room at the Inferno.
--7:51 A.M., May 16th
The world is a zombie's Chinese buffet: all you can eat, yet you still end up hungry.
--2:35 P.M., May 11th
Blame Jesus for the coming zombie pandemic: Lazarus was Patient Zero.
--6:49 P.M., May 5th
If a bulimic got turned into a zombie, would she spit out everything she chewed? Just wondering.
--4:20 A.M., April 30th